Why was the engineer driving the train backwards?
He had a loco- motive
Why are babies like hinges?
They are things to adore
What happens to a dog who eats table scraps?
He gets splinters in his tongue
Did you hear about the cat who joined the red cross because it wanted to help a first aid kit?
What do you call a sore on a police officer’s foot?
Corn on the cop
The reason why escaped bank robbers always run to canada is because that is the only place they have toronto.
*Pic of a square tennis ball*
What is the title of this picture?
Tennis ball (Factory reject)