More Joke Things From my Math Homework

Why was the engineer driving the train backwards?

He had a loco- motive

 

Why are babies like hinges?

They are things to adore

 

What happens to a dog who eats table scraps?

He gets splinters in his tongue

 

Did you hear about the cat who joined the red cross because it wanted to help a first aid kit?

 

What do you call a sore on a police officer’s foot?

Corn on the cop

 

The reason why escaped bank robbers always run to canada is because that is the only place they have toronto.

 

*Pic of a square tennis ball*

What is the title of this picture?

Tennis ball (Factory reject)

 

 

 

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