This is apparently the best joke in the world
I rate it 6/10
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator says “Calm down. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says “OK, now what?”
This is apparently one of the worst jokes in the world
I rate it 1/10
Contrary to what most people would say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It’s a shark riding on an elephant’s back, just trampling and eating everything they see.
The worst joke has a lot of things wrong with it
- If a shark was riding on an elephant’s back, it would fall off, it would die because it needs water, and it just wouldn’t eat everything in sight (a goat would make a little more sense).
- Also, elephants don’t just purposefully go around trampling everything.
- The Cape Buffalo has killed more hunters than any other animal, not a shark riding on an elephant’s back.
- A shark riding on an elephant’s back is not an animal, it’s two animals.
The worst joke just isn’t funny at all, the best joke is at least sorta funny, but I bet there are some much better jokes in the world. I also think there are jokes that are a lot worse than that worst joke.